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又遲到啦。。。。以迅雷不及掩耳嘅速度衝入電梯﹐冷不防原來裡面已經企左位年界50嘅男士。重笑吟吟﹐懶閑閑咁問我 "Are you in a rush?" 嗄? 即刻將已經去到嘴唇邊嘅 "Fine, how about yourself?" 拉翻返黎。完全唔按常理發板。。。。。。
男子見我無晒反應﹐再問一次, "Are you in a rush?" 今次終於聽明哪。"Haha, yeah, I bet it must be pretty obvious."
中年男子再開口, "You know, it's not good for your stomach." 咦。。。唔通佢係醫生?
男子否認, "No, I'm a pop psychologist." 嗄? Dr. Phil??? 開始滴汗。。。。
佢再度開口, "You should wake up 10 minutes earlier than your scheduled time." 鬼唔知咩﹐起倒先得架。早起十分鐘咪即係之前個晚要早瞓一粒鐘? 咁我啲寶貴嘅貓頭鷹時間咪買少見少?
"Yeah, it's hard, especially when it's cold. But try it. You'll find it to be beneficial in many ways. Especially good for your stomach..... Have a good day."
經 Society Hill Dr. Phil 提醒﹐再諗深一層﹐追巴士追到腳底起枕係小事﹐傷到個胃而唔可以盡情享受上等拉麵同BL嘅特級甜品就大件事。所以我立志﹐要做個早睡早起嘅勇敢中國人。