瘀死

我住嘅大廈會定期有人嚟幫各單位換冷緩氣隔塵網。今日又係換隔塵網日。工人換網時突然問我, " Is there any water buzzer?" 我一個聽錯﹐心諗﹐嘩﹐咁好﹐換隔塵網順便幫我哋除埋虫? 於是答佢, "No, I haven't seen any water bugs. But I did see an earwig for just one time. I killed it already." 工人呆左3秒﹐然後話﹐"I meant water alarm, to alert you when there's a water leakage." 嘩﹐瘀死。
不過我都成日聽錯嘢。但係唔係每次聽錯嘢都會出錯﹐以前就試過聽錯再聽錯後反而岩左。
好耐之前﹐當香港嘅地鐵重係由司機廣播下一站係嘜嘅年代。有一次我同朋友搭地鐵去九龍塘。司機廣播話下一站係XXX﹐你知當年啲司機講嘢幾 "lur"﹐行駛中嘅地鐵又幾嘈架啦。於是我問我隔離一路聽緊歌一路口 up up 細細聲跟住唱嘅朋友。。。。。
我: 佢講嘜呀?
朋友: Choi Hung
(地鐵停站﹐真係彩虹)
我: 嘩﹐你好犀利呀。聽住歌都聽到佢講嘜。
朋友: 嗄? 你講嘜話? 你頭先問我講嘜﹐我答你唱歌喎。