敬拜蝦look大全
見到A子提意嘅"敬拜蝦look大全"﹐令我諗起年前收到嘅電郵。敬拜蝦look唔單只可以發生喺臺上﹐重可以喺 Bulletin 嘅串錯字﹐用錯語法﹐落錯標點上。。。。
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
1. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending the Prayer and Fasting Conference includes meals."
2. The sermon this morning, "Jesus walks on water." The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus."
3. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you..
6. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
8. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
9. During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
10. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
11. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
12. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
13. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
14. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
15. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
16. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Amen.
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
1. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending the Prayer and Fasting Conference includes meals."
2. The sermon this morning, "Jesus walks on water." The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus."
3. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you..
6. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
8. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
9. During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
10. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
11. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
12. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
13. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
14. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
15. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
16. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Amen.
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